Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

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Eric Lund
Mar 26, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

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    Text - "Shhh... I'm having a pizza dream." anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I'm drawing a picture of bread instead of my brother because I don't like my brother today." Lara, 8 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I talk a lot. I don't know why. I have questions all the time!" Harper, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @julre04
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    Text - "I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you." anonymous, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I love the sound of no one talking." - anonymous, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I'm not mad! I'm just hungry and I hate you." anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "Don't wipe my tears away. I want to feel them on my face." Henry, 2 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @emilystrangeness
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    Text - "I'm too sad for pants." Jameson, 2 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @missesaz
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    Text - "Parmesan cheese is like glitter for your spaghetti." Callum, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @emifeazel
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    Text - "Shhhh... I've had enough of words." Cade, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @madlywish
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    Text - "Mom keeps having babies and I don't have enough legos for everyone." Manny, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @diana_nieto_realestate
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    Text - "I wish this wasn't real life and I was just refrigerator." Beau, 3 years old @LiveFromSnack Time
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    Text - "I've been having a hard day for the last two years." anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I don't wanna go to school in the morning. I went last time." - Ali, 3 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "If you're panicking and feel like you're dying, take deep breaths. If you're actually dying it won't work." anonymous, 10 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I'm going to draw you, and then I'm going to erase you because you're not being very nice today." Peyton, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I'm thankful for words like awesome because without them I would not have many words to describe myself." anonymous, 8 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @mrs.hanssen
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    Text - "Mommy, just calm down. Get your brain out of your mouth. Sammi, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @farmills
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    Text - "I can't be quiet, my mouth gets itchy when it has words in it! Jon Paul, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @nataliestanfield
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  • 20
    Text - "They told us to try something new while we are home quarantined so I think I should start drinking wine." Isaac, 9 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @lizbdance
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  • 21
    Text - "I don't even like you but I don't have other places for living." Josie, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitter's note: Josie was asked to come in for dinner
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    Text - "Can you give me a timeout? I want to be alone." anonymous, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "If I was the Princess Jasmine, I would have taken the carpet and flown away ." Jasmine, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "If you don't want to be stressed out, just don't go to work!" anonymous, 8 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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    Text - "I'm afraid of school because l'm allergic to people." Kai, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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